Guess what’s happening in Maine this weekend?
~ Paul Rudd’s mouth, writing a check that the prime time air date of this show can’t cash
~ Paul Rudd’s aging rock star character on how he lives with himself
Guess what just happened on this episode of Veronica Mars I’m watching right now.
Oh hey, I guess the Doctor must have stopped by the 1943 worlds fair.
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird
I mean - you don’t think Martin Luther wouldn’t have posted the 95 Theses on Twitter? That Martin Luther King JR. wouldn’t have had someone live-blogging their protests on EVERY SINGLE social network? That the Suffragettes wouldn’t have been all over #YesAllWomen? Shakespeare was a *genius* but he was also a writer striving for money and fame - he absolutely would have used every tool possible to put butts in that seat.
How I have always secretly and not so secretly suspected that men get out of doing their fair share of chores.