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Torrents have made me a terrible person.
Make it be here nooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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nothing to see here.: i asked nick foden what he was doing tonight, and this is how he responded:11:27 AM me: what doin tonightFRIDAYFRIDAYFRIIRIIRIRRIRIIRIRIRIRIRIIRRIIRIRIRIRIIRIRIADSD;KFHSDKDAY11:28 AM Nick: FRIDAYCENTER OF THE WORLD11:29 AM tonight6:00 pmoff work6:05 leave office6:20 KABIN8:00 Happy hour ends8:30 head to bk
You’re a delight. But why would you buy pizza when Charleston has free pizza with your beer?
(via fuckyeahnickfoden)
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Friend of the Blog Britt asked the salient question, “Do you cover furniture on Fashion It So?” I think, after seeing this, the answer is unequivocally yes. I mean, where else am I going to put my cup of Earl Grey; Hot?
Thanks to Britt and Regretsy!
PS. To ward off the eventual pointing out by the Internet that this is the NCC 1701 C and not the D, I challenge the Internet to produce a 1701 D version post-haste!
Whhhhhhhaaattttttttttt
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Today in: Thank God There’s Not Video
The one talent I really want in life is to be able to make that seal barking noise because most of the time when I make the dismissive jack-off motion or the fart noise as a retort to something I find objectionable, I really just want to be able to act like a seal that’s just had its bucket of fish taken away, all slamming together my flippers and making that obnoxious barking sound.
I was in a play in elementary school where my one line was “Always remember artificial resuscitation [seal bark]” which I’ve just been vividly reminded of. It was entitled “The Safety Circus.”
(Source: nesbittslimesoda)
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Uggie, the Jack Russel terrier who stole ‘The Artist’ and the Golden Globes, is getting serious Oscar buzz. Even Steven Spielberg is campaigning for the pup, who was rescued from a shelter by a Los Angeles animal trainer.
Dog. In. A. Bow. Tie.
