February 2012
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January 2012
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Torrents have made me a terrible person.
Make it be here nooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nothing to see here.: i asked nick foden what he... →
caitlinsmith:
11:27 AM me: what doin tonight
FRIDAY
FRIDAY
FRIIRIIRIRRIRIIRIRIRIRIRIIRRIIRIRIRIRIIRIRIADSD;KFHSDKDAY
11:28 AM Nick: FRIDAY
CENTER OF THE WORLD
11:29 AM tonight
6:00 pm
off work
6:05 leave office
6:20 KABIN
8:00 Happy hour ends
8:30 head to bk
You’re a delight. But why would you buy pizza when Charleston has free pizza with your beer?
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Today in: Thank God There's Not Video
nebraska-admiral:
The one talent I really want in life is to be able to make that seal barking noise because most of the time when I make the dismissive jack-off motion or the fart noise as a retort to something I find objectionable, I really just want to be able to act like a seal that’s just had its bucket of fish taken away, all slamming together my flippers and making that obnoxious barking...
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Fashion It So: Masks - 7.17 →
sttngfashion:
I’ve been having a bit of a poor streak with TNG eps here. “Masks” was so close to the end of the series that I thought we’d have to have a nice mixture of sophisticated plot and a couple of interesting (if not totally bananas) fashions, but WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS. As we’ve said before, for plot…
Oh man, Data’s forehead dealy = the New Mexico state quarter.
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SCIENCE! What the hell is going on?! →
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This morning...
I woke up at 6:30, Walked Capote T Dawg in the freezing cold dark, and went to the gym to do two miles on the elliptical. I don’t even recognize myself.
(but really it was worth it to trade in a wonderful, hot, high-pressure gym shower for the pitiful trickle at my apartment)
December 2011
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to boldly go.: Nothing to Fear but the Beard... →
odesession:
An Ode to Commander Riker’s Beard
Hold it right there, back right the fuck back I’m about to serve you all a heart attack. In the future, far out in the recesses of space is a beard that sits on Will Riker’s face. But first, be warned and keep in your mind staring directly at…
CAN’T PICK A FAVORITE PART
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With 8.4 million people, you don’t live here unless you like people. And with...
– A NY Times thing that makes my skin crawl a little when I think about all the people too hard.
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So Christmas: Guess it's time to think about it?
Everyone is getting homemade applesauce and pickles. Expect CapoteTDawg who needs a new sweater. I’m a stereotype.
November 2011
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