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Today in: Thank God There’s Not Video
The one talent I really want in life is to be able to make that seal barking noise because most of the time when I make the dismissive jack-off motion or the fart noise as a retort to something I find objectionable, I really just want to be able to act like a seal that’s just had its bucket of fish taken away, all slamming together my flippers and making that obnoxious barking sound.
I was in a play in elementary school where my one line was “Always remember artificial resuscitation [seal bark]” which I’ve just been vividly reminded of. It was entitled “The Safety Circus.”
(Source: nesbittslimesoda)
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play in elementary school where...one line was “Always remember artificial resuscitation...
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pterodactyls said:
I will be your guide to the world of seal noises. Also, if I’ve had enough to drink, dolphin noises.
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didn’t you say your okcupid profile could use some sprucing?
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phuuuuu reblogged this from nesbittslimesoda and added:
you’re my hero. please
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andrewgraham said:
I’m going to steal this and put it on the CV that I send to recruiters.
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